Sunday, August 28, 2011

Farkle Trolling: Sauce Pans and Meat Grinders


Lindsay: Hello.
Holliday: hi
Lindsay: How are you?
Holliday: good what about you
Lindsay: Good. Except that I'm in trouble with some Korean gangsters.
Holliday: thats not good
Lindsay: Especially when they threaten to beat me with sauce pans.
Holliday: o wow
Lindsay: Or threaten to put me in a meat grinder. Again.
Holliday: again?
Lindsay: Yeah. They crammed my legs in one.
Holliday: ouch!
Lindsay: I'd say. Now I have ribbon legs.
Holliday: Im sorry 
Lindsay: Yes most people are. Except for my dog. He plays with my shredded legs.
Holliday: How do you get around? if you dont mind me asking
Lindsay: I have a jet pack powered by mountain dew.
Lindsay: I made it myself.
Holliday: good game

Opponent left.

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