Facebook Chat: Lane

This is what Lane and I talk about on Facebook chat.

Lane: HA!

Lindsay: You laugh like a pig.
Lane: You laugh like a squealing walrus
Lindsay: You laugh like a pig being slaughtered
Lane: You laugh like a monkey who is being strangled with its own lanky arms
Lindsay: You laugh like a hippo being stepped on by an elephant.
Lane: You laugh like a slurping peacock who is being tackled by a massive cow
Lindsay: You laugh like a gorilla falling down a flight of stairs.
Lane: You laugh like a dog being hit in the butt with a chainsaw.
Lindsay: You laugh like a squirrel that got caught in a lawnmower.
Lane:  You laugh like a hyena being mauled by a tractor
Lindsay: You laugh like a bear that got shot in the butt with a tranquilizer dart while stepping into a bear trap
Lane: You laugh like a flamingo whose legs have been caught in a meat grinder
Lindsay: You laugh like a giraffe that got it's head caught in an alligator's mouth.
Lane: You laugh like a coyote who had its tongue cut off and shoved up its butt
Lindsay: You laugh like a walrus that had it's teeth smashed in by a train.
Lane: You laugh like a orangutan whose hair has been burnt off and has been drowned in glue.
Lindsay: You laugh like a hippo that sat on a rapid raccoon that had seventy rabid children.
Lane: You laugh like a cat whose tail has been wrapped around its eyes and thrown into a raging river of death.
Lindsay: You laugh like a dog that has had it's tail yanked by a wood chipper.

Lane: You laugh like a beaver who is smashed by a log and squished into little gut pieces.

Lindsay: You laugh like a pig that got squashed by the farm falling over.

Lane: You laugh like an alligator who is eaten by his cannibal alligator friends.

Lindsay: You laugh like a gay guy at a gun show.

Lane: You laugh like a deer who is smashed my a semi.

Lindsay: You laugh like a maggot that has been lit on fire.

Lane: You laugh like Miley Cyrus when she is singing.

Lindsay: You laugh like Justin Bieber when he sees little boys his age.

Lane: You laugh like garbage.

Lindsay: Really Lane? Really?

Lane: Yes really.

The end.