Farkle Trolling: Alcohaul

An unusually friendly Farkle victim...

Lindsay: Hello.

Lindsay: How are you?

Brock: good how are you

Lindsay: Good. I just stole from my neighbors.

Lindsay: I stole their heater so I am nice and warm now.

Brock: I see lol thats good

Lindsay: I think that i may have smashed their pet bird in the process though.

Brock: ooops

Lindsay: It looked diseased anyways.

Brock: better off then

Lindsay: The cat ate it like a pancake though.

Brock: yummy

Lindsay: Indeed. I have 17 fingers.

Brock: wow thats neat

Lindsay: That's not what the doctor said.

Brock: i'm sure they were impressed

Lindsay: By they I am guessing that you somehow found out that my doctor has multiple personalities.The day I went in he was Dr.Slaughter

Brock: just a lucky guess

Lindsay: He likes cookies.

Brock: who dosent?

Lindsay: Me.

Lindsay: I'm a diabetic.

Lindsay: And I have OCD.

Brock: well thats too bad sorry to hear that

Lindsay: And antisocial disorder.

Brock: hmmmm sounds very personal

Lindsay: I can't hold any secrets. 

Lindsay: Sometimes I barf.

Brock: i cant hold my alcohaul

Lindsay: I cnat spell eezer.

Brock: it scks dosnt it

Lindsay: My cats breath smells like cat food.

Lindsay: I like Wookies.

Lindsay: The end.

Opponent left.