The Adventures of Willy: An Introduction

I have taken my Facebook trolling to a whole new level. You'll soon see why. Meet Willy McSquibbly:

Attractive, no?

Birth date: October 31st, 1910
Marital Status: Widowed
Employer: Da Slaughta House at Da Farm
Languages: Pig Latin and English with a Russian accent
Religious Views: Derp
Political Views: Fire
Favorite Quote: It dead when it die.
People that inspire Willy: Barbwa Walta
Favorite Sports: Witch Burnin (i burns witches)
Favorite books: Me can't read books. Theys bad.
Favorite Television Show: Jeperdy
About Willy: Me have no nose.

Here is Willy's very own Facebook page: