Evaluation of Communications 1050

This class was boring. The end.

Question: How can this class be improved?

My answer: It would really help if this class wasn't so repetitive. It was like being trapped in a box. A tiny little box. And all of the corners of that box are the exact same. You visit every corner and it's all the same. It's a different corner, but it is the same. (Mind blown. Ka-blooey!) Anyways, the point is all of the assignments were generally the same, and it made me tired. Tired and sad.

Question: What were the greatest strengths of this course?

My answer: I don't know. It's face?

Question: What were the greatest strengths of this instructor?

My answer: She seemed to have a super human ability to be nice to everyone, no matter how irritating the students could be. If anyone could be killed with kindness, this professor would be a serial killer.

Evaluation of Intro to Photography

I LOVED this class. The people....not so much.

Question: How can this class be improved?

My answer: There really isn't a lot to make this class better. However some people seemed to think that I wanted to hear their stories while I was developing/printing photos and that wasn't much fun. Once when I was printing photos, minding my own business, one of my classmates suddenly slapped my back and started laughing while saying, "just kidding!". I had no idea this person was even talking to me, so I politely fake laughed and tried to avoid further contact. Generally, I like to be left to my own devices and above all, I do not like to be touched. Ever. This really isn't something anyone has any control over, but I think some sort of do-not-touch-me device should be allowed, so awkward back slappings can be avoided.

Question: What were the greatest strengths of this course?

My answer: The smell of the developing chemicals. That was very strong.

Question: What were the greatest strengths of this professor?

My answer: I think his ability to make me more critical of my own and other people's pictures is his strength. I don't mean that I just see a photo and say, "Oh that's stupid. That person is stupid, and they take pictures of stupid things." I mean more like seeing what I or what others should have done to make the picture better, and use that for future reference when I take photos. Although some people really do take pictures of stupid things, but that's off subject. Anyways, this class was awesome sauce, and I am sure it will continue to be awesome sauce.

Evaluation of Math 1010

This class was full of idiots, and I curse them all.

Question: How can this class be improved?

My answer: It would really help if a bunch of simple minded folk would be quieter. It was really annoying to hear people complaining about how they're failing all of their "hard" classes. It was also really disgusting to see a guy in front of me eating sunflower seeds. I think Gollum eating fish was less repulsive. So to sum up, people need to be smarter and sunflower seeds need to be banned.

Question: What were the greatest strengths of this course?

My answer: I would have to say that the professors patience was the greatest strength. The things he was put through by some students would have driven me to the point of twitching eyeballs, furious finger tapping, teeth grinding, and angry eyebrow angles.

Question: What were the greatest strengths of this instructor?

My answer: Well like I said, his tolerance level is amazing. He would make an excellent negotiator in hostage situations.

Overrated People and Things that Don't Deserve It

I have no particular order for all this crap, but just know that everything here is overrated moon-poop.

Justin Bieber

I thought this was a really ugly lesbian at first.

I think this is a pretty obvious one. How has this kid NOT been assassinated yet? Or eaten by a pack of dogs? Seriously though, Bieber is probably more torturous for dogs than humans, and that is definitely saying something. Every time I see a photo of Bugly (my nickname for Bieber), it makes my pupils reduce to venomous little pin-pricks of hatred. How is this ugly little snot famous? As far as I'm concerned, a bag of hamsters thrown into a wood-chipper is more pleasing to listen to than Bugly.

Twilight

Umm which one is the guy?

Twilight is stupid to put it simply. Vampires everywhere have been insulted by this series, and for a good reason. It's like a dragonfly. You take something really stupid (like a stone faced gargoyle girl, and an obvious pervert) and combine it with something cool (like vampires) and hope that the cool part (vampires) makes everything else cool. Failure. Absolute terrible FAILURE. They also made werewolves look stupid. Here is a lesson to everyone:

This is a vampire. They will beat the soul juice out of you.

This is a sad disco ball with a drug problem. It's best if we just leave it to die.

Michael Jackson

"People are in color now?"

Why does this guy have so much cred? He looks like a poorly molded mannequin that is stuck in a corner wearing an ugly sweater with awkward arm angles. 

"Thrilllllerrrrrrr...."

His nose more specifically looks like it is permanently pressed against glass. Honestly, this chalk-faced goon is something you would see in old cartoons where only the characters' eyes move. I can understand why he was popular back in the day when he was a cute little kid that made some pretty sweet music, but he is more popular now that he is dead, ugly, and gross. This guy is child molester! Don't you remember when he dangled a baby off of a balcony?! Whatever. The point is, stop glorifying this guy. 

Lady GaGa

Abducted eyebrow syndrome

Lady GaGa used to be kinda cool when she first became popular, but eventually she just became too weird. With the shoulder pads, meat suits, and egg entrances she kinda became too much. Too much crazy. Plus her music sucks, and her music videos make no sense at all. I honestly think that GaGa has some sort of mental disorder where she is so desperate for attention that she covers herself in glue and rolls around in a random assortment of things until it slightly resembles clothes. I call this GaGa Spiral Psychosis. Hear that WebMD? I have a new disease for you to diagnose everyone with!

Evaluation of Nutrition 1020

All you should know, is that I hated this class.

Question: How can this class be improved?

My Answer: Well the first improvement would be if this class was not a Nutrition class. I prefer to eat like a pig and move as little as possible, so I felt pretty bad about myself when I studied for this class. It would also be cool if there weren't 10 billion tests that made the bags under my eyes so big, I thought that my head would fall in. If anything, this class made my nutritional status worse since I had to study all of the time and was only able to eat fast-food, snacks, and Pepsi. In fact, Pepsi was the majority of what I consumed this semester since it doesn't require any special attention, like all of these recommended healthy, I-won't-end-your-life-suddenly foods. Personally, I would rather die early and happy and leave a beautiful cholesterol ridden, fat, and sodium filled corpse. Also, leaving a giant corpse would make an effective zombie in the event of a zombie apocalypse. I would definitely be remembered.

Question: What were the greatest strength of this course?

My Answer: It's emphasis on how common constipated preschoolers are.

Question: What were the greatest strengths of this instructor?

My Answer: There really wasn't much interaction with the instructor, other than me emailing her when she forgot to grade my assignments, so I'm a bit unsure. However, I do have some advice for her. SHORTEN THE FINAL STUDY GUIDE. When I finished my study guide for the final it was 17 pages long. 17. Pages. Long. Also some of the questions on it were unclear and successfully made my brain begin to rebel against me. I mean it threw an all out riot in my skull asking me things like, "why are you doing this to me?", "why aren't we playing Skyrim?", and the most prominent question/complaint was, "Do I have to?". My eyes also began rebelling, as when I started to study they immediately glazed over and wouldn't focus properly, like a camera lens slathered in bloodhound slobber. So I guess to put this all in English my advice is to make studying a little bit easier and ask clearer questions, so there is no more organ rebellions.