A roundup of the highlights of my Omegle.com trolling for the evening. I suffered, so you better enjoy it.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hello there :)
You: Ew
Stranger: F, 18, from Virginia. wanna see~me~nakedd?? ;)
You: No. Do you have any chocolate?
Stranger: here's my priivatecamm ➞ 438279.NODIE.CC
You: I said no you ignorant slut.
Stranger: I'll put on a little ~xxxshow~ for you babe ;)
Stranger: ok, meet~me~there :)
You: Stop it. Answer the chocolate question.
Stranger: ~Ashley
You: Unless your chocolate is named Ashley, I'm not interested.
Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hey, whats up?
Stranger: 17... f,
Stranger: do you want to kik me instead?
You: No
You: I wouldn't mind kicking you though.
You: See what I did there?
Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hey, whats up?
Stranger: 17... f,
Stranger: do you want to kik me instead?
You: Oh it's you again.
Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hiii
Stranger: M
You: Mountain?
Stranger: male here
You: Have you noticed how the letter M actually looks like a mountain?
You: Except for the McDonalds M of course. That's what happens when a mountain eats way too much saturated fat.
Stranger: Ohhh really u notice this
Stranger: great. ..
Stranger: chit I ya
You: Indeed.
Stranger: where u from. ...
You: I'm from Carb Mountain.
You: What's with all the dots after all of your sentences?
Stranger:
Stranger: heya
You: Oh well that clears everything up for me.
Stranger: u have any problems
You: Such as?
Stranger: why who r u???
Stranger: u have it... i don't care
You: I sense a cocaine addiction.
Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hey
Stranger: what's your name
Stranger: ??
You: Zulu
You: Queen of the Dwarves
Stranger: ooo
You: And your name?
Stranger: pulea
Stranger: king of shadows
Stranger: :))
You: Your smiley face has a double chin. How very American of you.
Stranger: i'm not american
Stranger: =))
You: Well your smiley faces are clearly American. Their chins are a dead giveaway.
Stranger: i don't care about their double chin
Stranger: :))
Stranger: what movies do you like
You: I don't know right off. What about you?
Stranger: well i love adam sandler's movies so comedy types
You: I like anything Tina Fey is involved in.
You: Except for Admission. That movie was terrible.
Stranger: i didn't saw it
Stranger: but i'm waitting for this new one
You: Well I don't recommend you go 'saw' it.
You: Which movie?
Stranger: pfa
You: PFA?
Stranger: don't know it's name
You: Well who's in it?
Stranger: :))
Stranger: that's not the name of the movie
You: I assumed not.
Stranger: the cobbler
You: Hmm
Stranger: but i'm not sure of it
You: I see.
Stranger: hey do you have a facebook profile
Stranger: ??
You: Yeah.
Stranger: could you give it to me if you want
You: Why?
Stranger: maybe we'll talk and other times
You: You're not going to stalk me are you?
Stranger: from where
Stranger: :))
Stranger: roumania
Stranger: i think not
You: Internet stalking. It's a thing.
Stranger: well don't worry i don't know how to do that
You: I think I would rather not give you a link to my Facebook.
Stranger: oke
You: No offense.
Stranger: nope
You: Well good.
You: I think.
Stranger: :)
Stranger: why just to think
Stranger: it's fine
Stranger: i'm a stranger don't worry
You: I wasn't planning on it.
Stranger: :))
Stranger: what to give your facebook
You: What?
Stranger: you weren't planning for what
Stranger: and my answer was to give you facebook
You: Talking to you is like talking to a vomiting dictionary.
Stranger: well then i'll leave
Stranger: bye
Stranger has disconnected.
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