Dylan Dog. Overall the movie was alright but I have some itchy issues with this movie. First is the love interest for Dylan. She had a funny face and was obviously disgustingly weird. Later my suspicions based on her face and weirdness were right, as she betrayed Dylan as everyone with half a brain would have seen coming. The fact that her head looks like it was rammed onto her neck, like a poor attempt to salvage a headless Barbie didn't help.
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| "Oh you're making such a fuss over me, really." |
My next issue was the werewolves. You can tell that this movie had a low budget based on the fact that the effects for the werewolves appeared to have taken as much effort as gluing noodles to paper. The werewolves were more of sloppy hair placement and horribly obvious plastic faces. There's nothing worse that to have a plastic patchy haired plastic puppet coming at you with sharpened Chiclet teeth.
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| "Hey girl hey. Where do you like get your fur done?" |
My final complaint is the demon thing at the end. It seemed to be made from tire rubber scraps and threadbare curtains with a ram head. He also kept laughing hysterically, which led me to believe that this was some sort of acid trip off the wazoo.
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| "Stop laughing!" |
BONUS COMPLAINT:
The most irritating part of this movie was the final scene where the camera pans out. On a ledge there is this monstrously ugly gremlin muppet atrocity that turns and smiles at the camera. If I could find a picture of the ugly little monster you could see for yourself, but I guess that even the internet has standards.
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