Monday, October 7, 2013

The Omegle Adventures Part IV

You: Hello
Stranger: Hey
You: What are you?
Stranger: F
You: Human or other?
You: If I were to hand you something would you grab it with hands or with tentacles of some sort?
Stranger has disconnected.


Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: male here
You: Ma'am how did you get this number?
Stranger has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: how r u?
You: Fabulous.
Stranger: fabulous like ur homosexual
Stranger: or ur really doing great?
You: Wouldn't you like to know?
Stranger: well i mean i like questions to have answers
Stranger: but
Stranger: i'm not too worried about it
Stranger: as long as u know the truth
Stranger: i can sleep easy
You: Uh huh. I find it interesting that you assume I am gay when I say that I am fabulous. What childhood trauma did you suffer?
Stranger has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: Is that a threat?
Stranger has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello and welcome to Omegle Adventures! Please select a category!
Stranger: heyyyyyyyyy whats your asl??????
Stranger: girl \\ 18 \\ M0ntana
You: You have selected Violence! Please prepare for your violence question!
Stranger: d0 u wantt 2 c mee On webcam ???????
You: In what 1991 film did actor Anthony Hopkins star as a manipulative serial killer and cannibal? 
Stranger: ok ,, I am switchin the cam On
You: That is incorrect! Please try again!
Stranger: it`z 0nn ,, meessagee meeeeee theeree :Þ
You: No. Now try again.
Stranger: c u theeree
You: Incorrect!
Stranger has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Join Silvie and Ariel as they teach us how to use the magic wand on their [blank] and have awesome [blank]! [btw]sign up with random email address & enter 'private show', have fun :)
You: *Awkward silence*
Stranger has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: yo
Stranger: your name is hello that is a nice name.
You: I already hate you.
Stranger: did what?
You: Me. Hate you.
Stranger: why
You: Well it surely has nothing to do with your...joke?
Stranger: nothing you say does too
You: Let me just pull out my nonsense dictionary...
Stranger: Go lookup CΗΑΤΟUS
Stranger: in GooglePlay/App Store
Stranger: free,clean random chat!
You: No
Stranger: ok.
Stranger: yes
You: I refuse.
Stranger: k g2g, bye!
Stranger: checkout CΗΑΤΟUS though
You: No
You: I know you're still there you little slut.
Stranger has disconnected.


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