Sunday, July 29, 2012

5 Annoying Facebook Photo Fails

These annoying photo poses on Facebook really make me want to grind bones and pull out teeth and poke out eyes, and other ogre like behavior. These are not in any particular order.

1. Duck Face

The expectation:


The result:


Gross right? I think rather than "duck face" they should rename it to "syphoning gas" face, because this expression looks as if it gives you some good suction. Or perhaps they should change it to "sucker fish" face, because you could really suck up bacteria from your tank with this glorious expression.

2. Taking pictures of yourself in a mirror, thinking that you are attractive

The expectation:


The result:
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Why? Why do people do this? Although these kinds of pictures sometimes do bring out hilarious comments (as shown above) but that doesn't fix that you are scarred for life by a picture happy hippopotamus in tent sized clothing, that still manages to be too small.

3. 'Wonderful' drawings by the Facebook user

The expectation:












The result:

Don't we all just love delusional 'artists'? They are so...gifted? Anyways, some people have very warped definitions of what talent is. If you're drawing a lion, it's probably not a good sign if people confuse it with an angry sun.

4. 'Photographers'

The expectation:


The result:













Yeah, that's a really nice blur you got there. Golly, that's the best lookin' blur I've seen all week!

5. Being Gangster

The expectation:


The result:













I love having Chubsy Snakeface and The Albino Potsmoker as my neighborhood gangsters.

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