You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Much hi
Stranger: m
You: Very female
Stranger: m
Stranger: age
Stranger: how old
You: That's very question of you.
Stranger: 18
Stranger: wbu
You: So 21
Stranger: cool
Stranger: from
Stranger: im from UAE
Stranger: Abu Dhabi
Stranger: you?
You: Much talk. Me no listen
Stranger: you got Skype
You: So no
Stranger: kik
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Much hi
Stranger: 18 f
You: Wow
You: Wow
Stranger: u
You: Wow
You: Wow
You: Such female
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m
You: F
You: On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: xD
You: I said on a scale of one to ten.
Stranger: idc
You: Oh you'll never get anywhere with that attitude.
Stranger: i do what i want
You: I'm sure. Since Omegle is such a 'i do what i want' type of behavior.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello. 23. fmle you?
You: 21 Female
Stranger: im lounging - wht r u doin"???
You: Poking my eyes. Just to see what happens (get it?)
Stranger: you uze kik???
You: I guess that means you didn't get my joke. Would you like me to explain it to you?
Stranger: well my screename iz . add if u feel like it
You: It's like you're not even reading what I'm typing. My joke was hilarious. I demand that you acknowledge it.
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Stranger: hi
You: How old are you?
Stranger: m
You: I don't think that's how age works.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: M
You: How old?
Stranger: 16
You: So how's that driving thing going? Kinda overblown if you ask me.
Stranger: You f or m
You: I believe I asked you a question.
Stranger: Good
You: You speech good.
Stranger: Yes
You: Such speech.
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: F ir m????
You: If I answer your question, you have to answer my question.
Stranger: Ok
You: I am female.
Stranger: Cool
You: It's one of my best qualities.
Stranger: What ?
Stranger: Qualities
You: Much slow.
Stranger: That cool
You: Now my question for you is do you suffer from any brain aneurisms? Anything to hinder your conversational skills?
Stranger: No why
You: Ah. That was to determine how judgmental I should be. I'm now set on 'harsh'.
Stranger: But why
You: I don't even know if I should dignify that with an answer. Let's take a look at your track record shall we? I asked how you like driving (since you are 16) and still anxiously await your answer. Then you just said words as if hoping that they would somehow make sense. Then you wanted me to explain things to you.
You: So yes, I feel harsh is a good way to go.
Stranger: Sorry😢
You: Bored now.
Stranger: No and u
You: Sigh. I was saying that I am bored. I wasn't asking you, as indicated by the presence of a period and not a question mark.
Stranger: Sorry again
Stranger: 😭😢
You: I don't know what your little squares are supposed to be.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: What are u doing
You: Nothing. You?
Stranger: Nothing here in bed
You: That's nice. Can I go now?
Stranger: Go where
You: Antarctica, obviously.
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: And from where are u
You: Utah. You?
Stranger: Texas
You: Swell
Stranger: How old are you?
You: 21
Stranger: :)
You: Well now I'm creeped out. Why are you smiling at me?
Stranger: Only i cant smile?:(
You: You can do what you want. I just want to know why you smiled at me when I told you my age.
Stranger: Just to put something i will not rape you or something like that
You: Well since this is an internet chat, I wasn't too worried about such things. Also, you have to be 18. And I also have to like you.
Stranger: Yes i am 23
You: Amazing, a minute ago you were 16. Time must fly when you're bored out of your mind.
Stranger: Yes loooool
You: Even if you are 23, you still have a problem.
Stranger: Still There ???
You: yup
Stranger: Good:)
You: For who?
Stranger: For u:p
You: Ugh. Let me put this bluntly. I strongly dislike you.
Stranger: Why
You: Well the word creepy comes to mind.
Stranger: I am not creepy
You: Because telling someone you're not going to rape them after talking to them for five minutes isn't creepy.
Stranger: For me no that not creo y have a gay told u that i will rape you and do things to you ? That creerpy i have love alot of creepy things
You: You must be upset, judging by your increased level of incoherency.
Stranger: 👍
You: And back to the squares.
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