You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
Stranger: hey
You: Hello
Stranger: f or m
You: Well I sit down to pee, so what does that tell you?
Stranger: female
Stranger: sex????
Stranger: do u love it>
You: Do I love to pee? I wouldn't say I love it, but it is quite relieving.
Stranger has disconnected.
You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
Stranger: hey m
Stranger: u?
You: Well I'm guessing by how many blood stained sheets and the amount of hydrogen peroxide I own, I am a female.
Stranger has disconnected.
You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
You: Hello
Stranger: Hello,I am a pornstar actress just starting out!
Stranger: Please support me by downloading and telling me what you think of my picture.
Stranger: http://***********************************
You: Oh I bet your mother is proud of you.
Stranger has disconnected.
You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
Stranger: hey
You: Hello
Stranger: asl?
You: No, I am recovering from my ASL addiction. Thanks for the offer though.
Stranger: oh very nice lol
Stranger: how much were u taking at a time?
You: I would typically just roll around in piles until I could see sound waves.
Stranger: oh now your confusing me, i thought ASL was ingested throught the eyes?
You: Well it does tend to get in your eyes when you roll around in it.
Stranger: oh i understand now. how long have you been clean?
You: Probably about a half an hour.
Stranger: thats is a very short amount of time to be saying you are "recovering"
You: Yes, well I suggest you Google ASL.
Stranger: its american sign language or Age, sex, location
You: Yes that's right. I roll around in piles of American Sign Language.
Stranger has disconnected.
You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
You: Hello
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: How are you?
Stranger: im good thanks
You: Why thank you. I am a super lady.
Stranger: what?
You: I'm assuming that is what you mean by ASL.
Stranger: hahah
Stranger has disconnected.
You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
Stranger: hey
You: Hello
Stranger: asl?
You: I am a fat lady.
Stranger: age and from?
You: Age: Fat, From: Fat
Stranger has disconnected.
You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
Stranger: m
You: Don't you say hello?
Stranger: hi
You: That's better.
Stranger: i'm austin
You: Texas?
Stranger: thats my name
Stranger: whats yours?
You: Texas is your name?
Stranger: austin is
You: Austin is in Texas.
You: And Texas is your name?
Stranger: no
You: Oh my mistake.
Stranger: what is your nsame?
You: Well before I tell you that, you will have to tell me what a nsame is.
Stranger: you suck
You: Says the one who's name is Texas.
Stranger has disconnected.
